Tuesday, October 18, 2011
"Read! Read!", the people cried. So I did. I managed not to cry, but apparently some of them did. They laughed at all the right parts and heard me tell them again and again how grateful I was to them for buying my book. There was much gathering in the kitchen, but there always is. Then it was all over, and they slipped out into the darkness...goodnight, thank you for coming, time to read, tell your friends, here take some desserts. The counters were littered with cocktail napkins and champagne corks. The piles of desserts were dramatically reduced and the book table was empty. Not a single copy left.
Don't worry...if you are still waiting to purchase your copy, I ordered more today.