Monday, November 21, 2011

I'm a Dork!

Word for word.  This is how the conversation went.  I could not make this stuff's just this good.  Says the 4 year old this afternoon,

Mom!  Look!  I'm a dork!

What makes you say that Sweetie?

Look at me.  I'm one of Santa's dorks!

Oh, Love.  I think you mean dwarf.  Right?

Yeah!  Dwarf!  I'm one of Santa's dwarfs.

And, Love.  Santa has elves.  Snow White has the dwarfs.

Oh.  Right!  I'm Santa's elk!  Yay!  I'm an elk!, actually...I think you were right the first time.  
You're a dork.


  1. Oh my gosh that is hilarious!
    Send it to Tina Fey and she'll work it in to one of her comedies...