Mom! Look! I'm a dork!
What makes you say that Sweetie?
Look at me. I'm one of Santa's dorks!
Oh, Love. I think you mean dwarf. Right?
Yeah! Dwarf! I'm one of Santa's dwarfs.
And, Love. Santa has elves. Snow White has the dwarfs.
Oh. Right! I'm Santa's elk! Yay! I'm an elk!
sigh...no, actually...I think you were right the first time.
You're a dork.