I'm a Dork!

Word for word.  This is how the conversation went.  I could not make this stuff up...it's just this good.  Says the 4 year old this afternoon,

Mom!  Look!  I'm a dork!

What makes you say that Sweetie?

Look at me.  I'm one of Santa's dorks!

Oh, Love.  I think you mean dwarf.  Right?

Yeah!  Dwarf!  I'm one of Santa's dwarfs.

And, Love.  Santa has elves.  Snow White has the dwarfs.

Oh.  Right!  I'm Santa's elk!  Yay!  I'm an elk!

sigh...no, actually...I think you were right the first time.  

You're a dork.